Name: Beach Too Sandy
Start: 2026-10-25T00:30:00.000Z
End: 2026-10-25T02:00:00.000Z
Location: Main Stage, City Winery Nashville

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City Winery Nashville Presents Beach Too Sandy live on Saturday, October 24th at 7:30pm! 

Beach Too Sandy, the award-winning comedy podcast hosted by siblings Christine and Xandy, brings its live show to City Winery Nashville for an evening built entirely around the internet's pettiest, funniest, most theatrical one-star reviews. Vulture called it a "giggly treat in tense modern times," and the format holds up because it's simple: real reviews, read with the commitment of a Broadway monologue, aimed squarely at wherever the show happens to land.

That's the twist that makes each stop different. Every Beach Too Sandy performance is written for its host city, meaning Nashville audiences will hear one-star reviews of their own local spots, the restaurants, attractions, and hidden corners that only make sense if you live here or love visiting. It's comedy with a hyperlocal streak, and it rewards an audience that knows the room.

City Winery Nashville's intimate comedy club setting suits the material well. Seated, close, and paired with our in-house wines and a full dinner menu, the room gives Christine and Xandy's live readings the kind of attention a good bit deserves, without a bar crowd talking over the punchlines.

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The good news: we think you’ll love the food and wine just as much as the show.

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City Winery Nashville Presents Beach Too Sandy live on Saturday, October 24th at 7:30pm!     Beach Too Sandy is an award-winning comedy podcast hosted by siblings Christine and  Xandy. Hailed by Vulture as a "giggly treat in tense modern times," the show features  dramatic, theatrical readings of real one-star reviews found on the internet. Every live show  is completely unique and catered to the host city, featuring real one-star reviews targeting  your own local hotspots. 

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